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  • Playing: Bioshock
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There are very few things that tend to influence me to throw my controller at my T.V. But there is one that I happen to run into at least once a day.

So imagine you're playing Halo 3, I don't care if you're a PC gamer 4lyfe (*cough*spot*cough*), just work with me here. You start a game, whats your first action? Clearly grab a weapon you're good with, be it a battle rifle, or sniper rifle.

That is generally how my games start off, I make a mad dash to control the maps one or two sniper rifles, to insure victory, but it can't be that easy can it?

We've all experienced it on a daily basis. Squeakers, children, noobs, they go by many titles, but they all infect that gaming market like a bad form of HIV. They tend to scream profanity after ever kill they get, which is generally by spraying their wepaon across the screen and getting a lucky headshot, sitting on the .50 cal, grabbing the rockets and having a heyday. They also are characterized by their tendency to call you a 'fucker' every time you kill them.

Back to my example: I grab my sniper rifle on Narrows and make a beeline for the other team's sniper all the while making sure I keep an eye out for anyone else trying to take it. I'm about half way across and My shield drop to 0, I look at my motion tracker, no one in range to drop my shields that fast, next thing I'm dead, I look around and see a team mate standing behind me, who then picks up my sniper, and proceeds to be pretty damned terrible with it.

I have the feeling I already know whats happened, so I check the saved film after the game, to have my theory confirmed: The player on my team followed me down and waited until he was in range to melee me and kill me, presumably to get my sniper rifle. The game ended with me on top, and our little kid on the bottom, who then started to scream and complain that I was stealing his kills, and that the Halo 3 sniper sucks.

This is what the gaming population has degraded into, children with parents who seemingly don't to give a rat's ass about what they're kids do, see, or say over the internet. I've had my share of hate directed towards me for my choice to play as an Elite in Halo 3, but there are always the 12 year old's the run around calling everyone in sight an 'n-word' or a noob because I can kill someone half way across Valhalla with a battle rifle in 4 shots.

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    ӝKevin

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    I know EXACTLY what you mean, and it is the primary reason I do not play console games online. It's terrible.
    02.03.08 6:30 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      Which brings to light something I've notices playing Team Fortress 2.

      In the PC version people couldn't really care less if I'm a Demoman keeping sticky bombs on our capture points, it's a viable tactic, and easily overcome. In the 360 version, however, I have people cussing me out non stop for even mousing over the demoman.
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      02.03.08 8:39 pm
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        ӝspot

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        It seems sir, that all the 'easy to use', 'consumer' built game systems are attracting all the little snot nosed irritants.

        To*cough*bad*cough*for*cough*you!

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        02.03.08 11:53 pm
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          ʊOnom

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          :D
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          02.10.08 9:40 am
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    ɤLume

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    It makes you wonder what their parents are doing that is so much more important. If my mom ever heard me screaming profanity at somebody over a video game she would've knocked my block off two ways to Tuesday.
    02.03.08 7:37 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      Same here, I rarely use profanity when it comes to video games. I might let a few slip when I'm playing with friends and we're just screwing around, but I make a point not to use those profane words when it comes to just having fun.
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      02.03.08 8:37 pm
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    ʊchalkley3

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    I do beleive the correct descriptor for these people is: stupid pre-pubescent retard mank twats.. This is why I don't play with voice. Ever.
    02.03.08 7:38 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      For me it's not so much the voice part, as just the way they play in general. They always bring down the team by either betraying to get hold of a good weapon, or just plain sucking altogether.
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      02.03.08 8:41 pm
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        ʊchalkley3

        I go where I please, and I please where I go

        True. But yes, consoles are notorious for that because they're so accessible.
        02.04.08 8:48 am
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          ʊOnom

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          Agreed. Very rarely do you see a 12 year old with top of the line gear, unless of course his parent's are rich.
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          02.10.08 9:42 am
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            ʊchalkley3

            I go where I please, and I please where I go

            Unfortunately, I live in the western suburbs, which is notorious for producing little spoilt shits. It's like the orange county of perth.
            02.10.08 10:22 am
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              ʊOnom

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              Ouch.
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              02.10.08 4:07 pm
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    ɤCarrtoondragon

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    I don't have this problem, because I play nintendo games :P(I chose one system to support this gen and chose wii). The only game I have with voice chat is metroid prime hunters and that's just with friends. It's still a nice feature, but more often than not isn't when its random people. I'm just glad I don't have to put up with whiny people while I'm playing Medal of Honor: Heroes 2 for my wii :P.
    02.03.08 8:31 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      I envy you.
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      02.03.08 8:41 pm
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    ɤb0x0rz

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    #1 NO sound, evah
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    02.03.08 9:05 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      I wish I had the power to smite every single kid that yells 'bitch' at me every time I kill them.
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      02.10.08 9:41 am
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    ӝmoeffju

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    And you didn't even mention people who loudly proclaim you're camping when you dare defending your flag in CTF games, or in Counter-Strike's hostage or bomb maps. They will never understand, unless a remote electro shock device comes with every console and must be worn before any game will run. Only by the power of remote ball zapping can we hope to make games a better experience for everyone. >:}
    02.10.08 3:20 pm
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      ʊOnom

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      I'll look into this.
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      02.10.08 4:01 pm